1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Copyright (C) NRK 2 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:09,600 Oh! Worm... 3 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,400 Shall we see... 4 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,860 - You bring a pillow, right? -Pillow? 5 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:48,060 To the tofta, so not the rasstappen falling asleep after rowing for a long time. 6 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:52,740 - Shall I pack yours? - I'm not going to bring a pillow. 7 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,660 Now is your chance. 8 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,960 No thanks. 9 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:19,680 What is Chief Orm up to? Aren't you done with those cruises? 10 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:24,220 After all, looting is our primary business. 11 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:29,820 It's so mean. If the primary industry is to kill, rape and burn. 12 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:36,320 - Isn't that very year 770? - We are poor in lye. We really have to. 13 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:41,420 You don't mind, do you? You must have been hard to get along with. 14 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:48,300 I can't sit at home while others loot. It is not honorable. 15 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:53,180 Is it about honor? You are really looking forward to it! 16 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:57,680 Get out to sea with your friends... 17 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:03,020 - I'm going to miss you anyway. -Especially! 18 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:07,060 - Have you seen the helmet? - Don't you only have hats? 19 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:11,620 No, I have the helmet I use when I fight. 20 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:15,820 What more... It's been so long since the last time. 21 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:20,300 - You've never been on a trip. - I have it. 22 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:27,580 Yes. But that was a long time ago. Maybe you forgot it. Of course it is. 23 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:32,260 - You can't remember everything. - But I remembered that. 24 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:38,220 Maybe there was too much blood and gore. The brain does not give you access to it. 25 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:42,720 -No. - It's natural, that. 26 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:49,700 Maybe you should just stay home, since you can't find the helmet? 27 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:54,600 Here it is! Jeepers. 28 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:02,360 - What if I want to join the trip, then? -You? 29 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:07,020 You don't even like being in a boat. You hate the sea. 30 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:14,580 It's about being asked. Feel included. Be seen. 31 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,660 Do you want to join the trip, then? 32 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,960 No! Uh... 33 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:32,260 Do you have to wear that giant dick necklace? How do the men feel then? 34 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:36,100 Bit small. Think about their self-esteem. 35 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:40,220 - Shall I take it off, then? - No, not for me. 36 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:47,600 - I am confident in my own sexuality. - Good for you, then. 37 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:53,060 I know size doesn't matter. 38 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:58,540 It's not about the size on the boat, but the movement in the sea. 39 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:04,840 - You have said that a number of times now. - That's because it's very true. 40 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:10,700 You should join a trip sometime. Frøya is always there. 41 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:17,620 - It's so irrelevant. - You could get respect for that. 42 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:23,740 Vikings. Easiest job in the world. Sitting in a boat, stabbing people with swords. 43 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:28,300 - It is actually quite demanding. -No. 44 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:32,260 folks, then it's time to go again. 45 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:38,300 In my absence you shall obey the man with the highest rank here: 46 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:42,580 -Rufus! -Rufus? He is a slave. 47 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:49,140 He was a slave. Now he is creative leader of this exciting project. 48 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:53,740 I expect everyone will join and pull the load, - 49 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:57,760 - but I still have acquired an assistant. 50 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:06,420 Sturla Bonecrusher. Rufus, would you like to say a word? 51 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:13,540 Thanks. It is an honor for me to lead their village. Thank you for your trust. 52 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:21,060 The first point is to order return the cape from the one who took it. 53 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,160 He there. 54 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:35,700 Not everyone knows me very well, but my name is Rufus. 55 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,140 My full name is Rufus Theodosius Claudianus. 56 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:44,340 I am an actor, passed three years at the Theater Academy in Rome. 57 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:50,840 Three wonderful years, where I learned everything by some of the best people in the business. 58 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:56,820 I can mention Claudio Aelo, Flavio Peginius, Enricos Noiosos ... 59 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:03,660 So many amazing artists who gave me all the knowledge they had. 60 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:07,340 I want to see what's in here, he said. 61 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:12,840 It is a defining experience for a little theater sprout. 62 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:19,100 There are feelings that must be conveyed. And then we will ask questions, - 63 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:23,780 - but we have to leave it to the public to interpret the questions. 64 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:28,660 Then we will make sure that everything is tip top on the cultural front - 65 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:32,740 - when Orm and the barbarians come home. 66 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,980 Well said, Rufus. 67 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:39,820 Dakapo! Dakapo! 68 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:45,120 Not dakapo. It's something else. 69 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:58,680 You, can you... Help your chief. 70 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,640 Take it. 71 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:13,200 Oh! Chips! Oh, Loki... 72 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:21,880 Tell people to be a little careful, because now I got a huge chip in my finger. 73 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,940 Yes... 74 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:52,180 Then it was time to hit the road again. 75 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:58,880 Time to swing a little on the old sword... 76 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,540 The sea gives, and the sea takes. 77 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:11,240 And just now the sea took my sword. 78 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:20,220 -Arvid! Freya! -What is there? 79 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:25,720 Horns on the helmet? Are they for decoration, or are you going to impale people with them? 80 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:31,040 - Horns are the latest in fashion. - It looks absolutely rubbish. 81 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:35,420 - Because you know a lot about fashion? -Yes. Or ... Yes. 82 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:40,620 Then you know that fashion is about to take chances, dare to be daring? 83 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:43,900 While being comfortable? 84 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:49,180 I had not felt comfortable with horns on the helmet. 85 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:57,060 I can see that Frøya has tried, but Arvid ... What is this? 86 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:01,620 There is no plan. Old man clothes, like. 87 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:05,540 Take a risk! Don't be so security-seeking. 88 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:11,040 - Matter of fact. - The helmet is a basic garment. 89 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:14,700 But as you adds something new, horn, - 90 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:20,980 - then you have a garment that tells a story. 91 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:27,500 And that's what fashion is all about. Look at the boat, then. 92 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,900 Horns on the helmet will never become part of the fashion picture. 93 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:35,760 Doesn't look very Viking, so to speak. 94 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:43,820 Solid. Pretty solid. Solid craftsmanship, right? 95 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:47,380 He must be nice, man. 96 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:52,660 Should be fine with a long trip now. Have you been on many trips before? 97 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:58,760 Yes. There have been some. Can say that. 98 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:04,520 This is going to be so good… 99 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:11,180 - I had really liked the place. -To whom then? 100 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:14,180 -A guy. -Who then? 101 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,560 Ragnar? 102 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:25,060 Is it more awesome to sit with Ragnar than with your chief? 103 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:32,820 No, just sit, you. I'm sure that Ragnar can find another place. 104 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:37,940 - But we usually sit together. - Then we mix it up a bit. 105 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:44,340 We cannot have cliques here. New friendships can be made, right? 106 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:50,800 It's more about that to respect places and such. 107 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:56,580 I can surely find another place to sit, i. 108 00:10:56,880 --> 00:11:01,300 - Then we can rock when we get out. - Or not. 109 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:06,580 - We can take a look at it... - We have enough fixed seats. 110 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:11,220 - We'll see about that, then. - Or we decide now. 111 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:18,740 - It might be good to switch things up a bit. - Or it's fine to have fixed places. 112 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:24,600 -You can get stuck on the right side... - Yes, but I have a pillow. 113 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,600 Hello, hello. 114 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:35,640 Here you can see what you are going to build. It is called a working drawing. 115 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:41,620 Here we will play theatre. This is a scene. 116 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:47,060 - The audience sits on benches upwards. -Upwards? 117 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:51,020 It has to do with acoustics and sound. 118 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:55,700 What looks like layer upon layer, goes higher and higher. 119 00:11:56,000 --> 00:12:00,260 - We reinforce with some carriers. - You are the expert on that. 120 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:06,540 I have drawn in two entrances, but see if we can get three. 121 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:11,380 It has to do with the supporting structure to do, but we will solve that. 122 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:16,340 -So you have control? - Yes, this looks fine. 123 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:20,740 He says he's in control. Great. Lovely. 124 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:27,740 But remember that I do not accept otherwise than spectacular work. 125 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:31,080 Yes, yes. 126 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,940 Oh... 127 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:52,440 Am I the only one who is bad? 128 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:55,780 I think so. What is wrong with you? 129 00:12:56,080 --> 00:13:04,280 I'm in a cold sweat and nauseous, discomfort and vomiting... 130 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:08,380 You are seasick. Quite normal on the first trip. 131 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:12,980 I've been on a trip before, so that's not it. 132 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:20,760 You know what's important now? You must not look at the horizon. 133 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:28,400 And then you drink some warm goat's milk, and lie down on the doorknob. 134 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:36,820 -And work against... -Opposes movement in the sea. 135 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,200 -Goat's milk? -Yes. 136 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:54,060 -What a crappy job, then. - You have seized all the tools! 137 00:13:54,360 --> 00:14:00,020 Yes, you have to suffer for art. That's just the way it is! Keep going! 138 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:04,120 Shit and go, slave bastard! 139 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:10,520 Now you were smart. Very clever. 140 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:17,560 Show them what's going on those who defy creative leadership. 141 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:40,240 Yes. That's what happens! Consider it a lesson learned! 142 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:44,700 Now this is your job, - 143 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:49,580 - but I really only had imagine an earwig. 144 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:55,580 Or strong coconut, or something. French cuff, maybe. 145 00:14:55,880 --> 00:15:03,300 So next time it's nice if you take double check with me first. Okay? 146 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:07,720 It's good we got to talk a bit. 147 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:19,740 That's the Polar Star. 148 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:26,840 And the one that is a little below there, I just call it Prikken. 149 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:31,280 It looks like a dot. 150 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,180 But you... 151 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:42,300 -How is life as a married man? - That's perfectly fine. 152 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:45,980 Maybe not as I had thought. 153 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:52,520 A lot of boring stuff you have to be with on. And emotional things like that. 154 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:58,700 You have to feel something for each other to have a good time together. 155 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,740 I never thought of it that way. 156 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:08,200 I just feel that It's great to be on the road again. 157 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:14,200 It's a bit strange that we've been on a trip without talking properly together. 158 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:21,400 - I've always been a bit shy. -Are you shy? 159 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,500 Hello, everyone! 160 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:45,500 -What's your name? -Sebastian. 161 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,720 My name is Charlie. 162 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:55,760 Oh, I have a cold. I have a red nose. I have to sneeze... 163 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:07,620 Oh, Charlie is the only one who can get these poor sick children to smile. 164 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:13,880 It's like the disease vanishes like dew before the sun. 165 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:23,300 Country in sight! Folks! Country in sight! 166 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:27,220 All up! Feet on the door! 167 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:32,380 He is truly a blessing. Are you coming tomorrow too? 168 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:39,140 Yes. I also help Animal Welfare, but shall I come every single day. 169 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:44,580 -Abrupt. The children are so happy for you. - I like them too. 170 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:50,140 This is a big day. I'm going to celebrate that the fundraising is over. 171 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:55,380 Now we can finally build a proper hospital for these children. 172 00:17:55,680 --> 00:18:02,820 I don't like to rank people, but you is the kindest man I have ever met. 173 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:07,420 You must be the kindest man in all Britain. 174 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:13,180 Thank you so much, that's kind of you. I do the best I can. 175 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,960 - Have it. -God bless you. 176 00:18:53,600 --> 00:19:00,180 Show no fear now, folks. Remember that nothing is sexier than confidence. 177 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,560 You, we're not quite at land... 178 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:15,660 -Don't look at me, it's your husband. - Yes, but he is - everyone's chief. 179 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:21,300 But then he should count double for you. Chief and man, sort of. 180 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:27,780 Arvid. You are sort of the leader of the warriors. Shouldn't you sort it out? 181 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:32,500 No. I don't save Orm. It's not my job. 182 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:37,000 Thank you very much so that you could come. 183 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:40,980 My heart overflows. It started as a dream. 184 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:47,380 To make the world a better place for them who are not so lucky. And by God... 185 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,560 I think we made it! 186 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:02,320 Oh ... Worm. 187 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:19,040 For the kids! 188 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:26,500 Together we have collected more money than we could have dreamed of. 189 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:31,980 Money that should not just be spent in a new hospital for these children, - 190 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:37,720 - but also give them invaluable education. 191 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:42,840 I couldn't managed this without you. 192 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:48,540 You have been the foundation in everything I've done. 193 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,960 Robin of Wessex. 194 00:20:53,280 --> 00:21:00,440 Elizabeth of Cumbria. Don't just build this hospital… 195 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:11,340 What's going on? Where is the amphitheater? 196 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,460 Here. 197 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:19,460 I haven't removed the curtain yet, but it will be alright. 198 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,220 Okay. 199 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:28,100 We use part of a tea towel. Then you get weight and a little pattern. 200 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:32,620 - Don't you think it will be cool? - That would have been cool. 201 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:38,860 Everything should be so modern, but one a good, old pot cloth is perfect. 202 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:44,300 Where will the actors be? on that stage there? 203 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:48,900 Where will the audience sit? 204 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,860 We won't know until we've tried. 205 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:58,660 How many people do you know who are small enough to sit on those benches there? 206 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:05,720 How many tiny little people Do you know anyone who gets a place there? 207 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:14,300 Oh... Of course. The drawing Just wanted to show what it looked like. 208 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:18,800 Lord Odin. Long nose on me, granted. 209 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:26,080 - Full understanding of it. -Again! 210 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,900 Again! 211 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,880 Again! 212 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,160 Again! 213 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,440 (Sound of Viking attack) 214 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,340 Stop, stop, stop! 215 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:22,840 Arvid, what in Helheim Is that what you do? 216 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,880 We just... 217 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,880 She is mine. 218 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,560 Oh! 219 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,960 Come on, you got it! 220 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,680 Come on, Snake! 221 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:06,740 She was strong! And fast. Like a stray cat. 222 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,200 The frog? 223 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:24,220 So, not enough that the enemy was without weapons, - 224 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:30,380 - but they have collected all the treasures in a coffin, and they have cooked ... 225 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,940 It's easy to be on the go, that is. 226 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:39,480 It is a confirmation that the gods appreciate what we do. 227 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,760 Oh! 228 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:24,480 Hold on! We are building a cultural stronghold. No mediocrity. 229 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,640 Peasant steamers. Pick up speed. 230 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,940 Here you work in your own simple way. 231 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,780 It'll be nice, won't it? 232 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:55,620 -What do you think, then? - I think it's pretty good. 233 00:25:55,920 --> 00:26:00,700 Pretty good, yes. You are satisfied with "pretty good"? 234 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,200 -What about you? - I think it was nice. 235 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:09,440 Do you know what I think? This is what I think: 236 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,280 Again. 237 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:23,300 - I spent over a week on that. -And that scares me. 238 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,860 -Suck a fart out of my ass. -That it was? 239 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:34,000 - We will work very hard going forward. - So good! It was no worse than that. 240 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:41,220 What an ugly bucket, then. 241 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:44,900 What do you do for a living? 242 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:50,000 Even the buckets should be remarkable. Details! 243 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:56,140 That's not the point to disturb creative director, - 244 00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:02,180 - but some people are wondering when they will be paid for this. 245 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,820 Everyone gets paid when Orm comes home with the change. 246 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:11,340 I don't have a single dinar, or what you use. 247 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:15,820 Let's hope they don't Shipwrecks or something, then. 248 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:21,380 People come to you to get paid. 249 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:27,140 And ravenous people get hungry quickly a bit unsightly. But what do I know? 250 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:33,400 Anyway, I have the Bonecrusher here, so I'm not too worried. 251 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,680 Come on then. 252 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:03,180 What's going on, then? Hello! Stop, then! 253 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:07,340 -You're not going? -Is it out of money? 254 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:12,740 -Yes. - I can't work without getting paid. 255 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:18,540 Is money more important to you? than realizing my vision? 256 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,700 You can't think that! See me in the island and say so! 257 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:27,960 Money is more important than realizing your vision! 258 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:34,860 Yes. Then you are here for everyone the "wrong" reasons anyway, then. 259 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:41,760 Just go! I'm doing great. Maybe even better! 260 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,440 I am a creative director...